A (subtly) pirate!lock commission for an anonymous buyer who very kindly let me share it here :)

#nice #johnlock #au #fanart #nsfw #iou a queue

After a shameless night of shagging like rabbits. They now have to face the consequent. Or maybe a another round hehehe.
updated: Let’s also have the marks version. The evidences of how our boys spent their night *wink*

April 3 / 2,129 notes

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favorite slang terms for penis

sashaforthewin:

shamblingshitpickle:
fattyatomicmutant:
champagnemanagement:
kicky-wicky (1602)
long plum (1613)
bald-pate friar (1656)
silent flute (1720)
gaying instrument (1811)
liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)
master of ceremonies (1890)
father confessor (1890)
quimstick (1896)
patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)
ambassador (1927)
kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)
dingle-doodle (1935)
dingwallace (1951)
snorker (1963)
corned beef torpedo (1975)
all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis
What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?
I’m noticing a distinct lack of the word “chungus”.
I’m going to forevermore use long plum almost exclusively.

March 29 / 79,732 notes

#corned beef torpedo tho #i am dying #not sh #but too hilarious to not reblog #also #nsfw #i guess

willietheplaidjacket:

Fluffy, cuddly, mildly sexy commission for wmsscottholmes :)

March 28 / 4,152 notes

#johnlock #fanart #mildly #nsfw

fortheloveofjw:

“You. It’s always you.”

March 23 / 1,801 notes

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maxkennedy24:

Sherlock BBC - Sherlock x John
Just another study of anatomy, yep.

March 22 / 1,326 notes

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johnlockiseternal:

Okay but also, Sherlock holding tight onto the headboard while straddling John’s face and thrusting into his mouth and John just grasping and squeezing Sherlock’s arse, rubbing his tongue against the tip of Sherlock’s cock, tasting the precome, teasing Sherlock enormously before actually taking him into his mouth, sucking for a couple of blissful moments, twirling and twisting his tongue around the warm flesh just the way Sherlock loves it until the moment John pulls all the way back, licking and lapping at the head again, playfully smirking up at Sherlock who can but pout and whimper at the sight

March 15 / 48 notes

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